Post-apocalyptic fashion #1

One of the best things about the apocalypse will be the birth of new and exciting fashions. If you’re eating nothing but out-of-date dog food and living in a cave, you’re probably going to be limited about what you can cover your genitals with. But that’s a great excuse to go crazy with inventiveness. An interesting theme I’ve noticed from some of my favourite post-apocalyptic films is that massive nappies are sort of the norm when it comes to covering up your dingles in the wastelands. I’m not sure why, but I think it’s to do with freedom.

For instance, I used to think that if there was no government or system of law that men would rally together to make the principles of anarcho-syndicalism a utopian reality. Turns out they just found an excuse to dress as giant sex babies outside of the house.

Hang on, how did he order an entire outfit from the Next catalogue?

I love the freedom that comes after the apocalypse. Only by destroying every convention that has gone before us can we really start over and wear something as daring as that moustache without fear of derision.

Ohmygod. The only thing that could make this outfit any cooler would be a solitary gold tooth. What a muthafucker.

However, I'm not so keen on the Overly-Interested-Uncle look.